We know that you’ve never wanted anything more than to be a Cake Chad. Now’s your chance!
When you wear this trophy that symbolizes your victorious stomach, cake will fear you and pixies will want you. It will not, however, make you immune to cake damage.
This comfortable unisex hoodie is soft, smooth, and flattering, and comes in black, white, light blue, and light pink.
Join the honored ranks of the Cake Chad by buying this hoodie right now!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua